The Liz Quiz!

Hello, All!

OOO it was dangerous to make me secretary!

As official secretary of the board for this club, I thought I would kick off with a little something to prove that I am qualified to be on the board, and a little quiz so you guys have the opportunity to prove that you know the team.

Proof that I'm Qualified:

1. I almost have a Masters Degree
2. Note: I run




















(Me Running)




3. I can draw fluffy, white sheep on Microsoft Paint














Now, How Well Do You Know the Team?






1. In the above picture, Liz is

A. Really focused on the finish line
B. Really constipated

2. Liz thinks that the best "things" in life

A. are free
B. can be bought, but not on a teacher's salary.
C. are married and are, therefore, unavailable.
D. simply cannot be found in Kuna.

3. Scott, AKA the Master of Fashion, would never be caught dead wearing what at a run?

A. a non-technical shirt.
B. his jameez.
C. mismatched socks.
D. shoes bought anywhere other than at The Athlete's Foot in Eagle.

4. If Mike weren't married to Monica, he would:

A. live in a decrepit old trailer in St. Louis.
B. eat WAY TOO MUCH fried chicken.
C. eat paste.
D. experience a nagging and inexplicable urge to cuddle with a laptop.

5. Which of the following running group members makes the best Baja Fresh?

A. Monica
B. Jory
C. Scott
D. Liz

6. You know Monica likes a movie when she:

A. says so.
B. quits working on the laptop long enough to watch it.
C. falls asleep towards the beginning.
D. remembers having seen it.
E. All of the above.
F. Both B and D.

7. Murali knows he's had a productive day when he:

A. saves a few people from dying of heart disease.
B. sleeps in.
C. helps enlighten lop-sided women about their bad running form.
D. none of the above.
E. all of the above.

8. What is the approximate age of the man above?

A. 2 1/2
B. 4 1/2
C. 20
D. 30
E. 40
F. 50
G. Both A and F

9. If Ram still ran with the group, which of the following would he still be using to pace himself?

A. a car (moving)
B. a couple walking with their baby.
C. a car (parked)
D. Nada. Nothing can rival the turbo-charged power of Ram's self-labeled "quadricep rockets!"

10. Wendy enjoys frozen custard, but only if she gets to eat it out of:

A. a waffle cone
B. a to-go cup
C. a kiddie cone
d. a stay-it-here cup

11. There are no questions in this quiz about Richard, Patty, or Andy because:

A. They haven't done anything weird enough to merit a question.
B. Liz can't think of any.
C. Murali needs to get on this forum and spill some dirt about Andy in quiz-question form.
D. They sell high-quality running gear at discounted prices and are, therefore, above criticism.